2016 polling statistics

Up-to-date, unbiased 2016 polls list:
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What Does a Laughing Potato Look Like?

Does it look like a bitch?

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Welcome to you who have come to roflpotato.despite there being no new content here for several months. I use the twitter to post stupid crap most of the time now.

Prank Idea

Create fake community website for a fictional town.
Post fake news stories to website.
After some time, every once in a while post something related to a current headline with some fake information.
Wait for the media to pick up your fake news story.
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Profit.

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Dear Internet People

When you advise someone, you give them advice.

Never do a Find All

in a 69 MB text file in Komodo Edit. Or any text processing program, really.

Actually, it worked, eventually, surprisingly.

MonkeyJar – Pyramid Scheme of the Future!

At least their diagrams are more like webs than triangles so it’s a little less obvious.

They made the mistake of listing their “jobs” on Monster and people are already complaining about it on their comment site.

Presidential Fact:

Ben Franklin was supposed to be the 3rd US President but his evil twin, Thomas Jefferson, stole it from him.