Last night I had this dream that I was in a class. Also I was falling asleep in it and apparently missed a homework which was assigned 15 minutes before it was due. I forgot what exactly it was, but all I remember is that I had a great “that’s what she said” line towards the end of it.
I’m messed up.
In a recent poll, people were asked if they would rather have arms and legs or instead have telekinesis.
Of those surveyed, 50% said telekinesis.
(Note: only 6 people responded to the survey, and they were all adult males within 10 years of of age of each other.)
Rickrolling people who actually like the music (and dancing) isn’t very fun.
Do not spill barbecue sauce on hot frying pan. It can hurt. Also it can explode on your kitchen.
Watch out today. People are doing stupid stuff. Especially on the internets.
You have been warned.
Good day, sir.
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