If you ever are listening to a conversation where I work, here are a few quick translations for terms that may be used:
literally – the rest of this sentence is a lie
Bread Factory – Panera
Wait, really? – the correct response to anything anyone says
roflpotato – debug print code accidentally left in when sent to production
good – >50%
Slurping.
If it’s so hot that you need to slurp it, you probably shouldn’t be drinking/eating it. You’re not even getting that much in your mouth because you’re only taking in a really small amount of it at once, so it takes longer to consume, thus making the annoyingness last even longer.
Let it cool off some first. Maybe blow on it before putting it in your mouth.
There’s a “that’s what she said” in there somewhere, probably.
Thanks.
It’s way too easy to find a ton of information about person on the internets with just a name and a minor detail about the person. Even me. Or the laughing potato, probably.
Somebody needs to make GamesIShouldPlay.com. Kind of like MoviesIShouldSee.com, but for video games.
But there’s not really an IMDB for video games. …or is there?
No, there isn’t. I mean, there is IMDB, but yeah.
After sleeping for 12 hours straight, head directly to the bathroom. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.
Also, literally shitting your pants is really gross.
roflpotato 