Foolproof Investment Strategy

1. Invest in lumber mills, crematoriums, coffin-makers, funeral home chains.
2. Kill the old people (or wait for their inevitable death if you are patient).
3. Profit.

Disclaimer: Murder is illegal in most countries. Killing old people is murder. This site does not support murder. Do not murder.

Hooray for AC Covers

Yesterday when I got home: 52.
Yesterday peak: 61.

Today got home: 60.
Now: 64, warmest it has been in like a week.