Bandaid on Hairy Leg Equals Suck

Sunday afternoon. Sleeping. Phone ringing. Have to get up across the room.
Right leg asleep.
Try standing up.
Ow.

Three Willy Burn

Before I went to bed last night, for some reason I started playing cadences from high school. Ended up air drumming them. ALL of them. Took several minutes.

Yeah, I was kind of bored.

I Need a Staple Gun

There are like 3 boxes of staples in my desk for no reason. I’d have basically infinite ammo.

Happy AIDS Day!

Today is a great day to not have AIDS.

Well, I guess that would be any day.