Funnels: threat from substitute product: high

Today I rediscovered that you can make a funnel out of a notecard or other piece of paper.

Prank Idea: maple syrup in a soap dispenser

Yep.

“When you was 10, she was damn near 21!”

The classic sounds from the hallway that I awoke to this morning.

Note to self

Do not put that so much pepper in a bowl of instant ramen. Or anything.

Automated Lies

The more often you hear an automated message saying something like “Your [X] is important to us,”, the less likely it is true.

Never do a Find All

in a 69 MB text file in Komodo Edit. Or any text processing program, really.

Actually, it worked, eventually, surprisingly.

Foolproof Investment Strategy

1. Invest in lumber mills, crematoriums, coffin-makers, funeral home chains.
2. Kill the old people (or wait for their inevitable death if you are patient).
3. Profit.

Disclaimer: Murder is illegal in most countries. Killing old people is murder. This site does not support murder. Do not murder.

Hooray for AC Covers

Yesterday when I got home: 52.
Yesterday peak: 61.

Today got home: 60.
Now: 64, warmest it has been in like a week.

MonkeyJar – Pyramid Scheme of the Future!

At least their diagrams are more like webs than triangles so it’s a little less obvious.

They made the mistake of listing their “jobs” on Monster and people are already complaining about it on their comment site.

Weird Dream

All I remember about it was sitting next to Richard Dean Anderson in a school bus heading toward Cleveland Browns Stadium.

WTF?