Note to self:

It is much harder to wipe when your arms don’t have their normal full range of motion.

Maybe I’m on to Something

Rock Paper Scissors Strategy

I figured out this strategy on my own!
Here.

This is what happens when I sleep too much

I’m having a regular boring dream. Then I wake up. I am in my bed in my parents’ house. The layout means it’s probably the 90s. I realize it is a dream. Someone unseen is there talking to me. I explain how I know this is a dream. As I am running down the stairs, it asks me, “Since this is a dream, what are you going to do?” So I start flying around the living room uncontrollably. Then my dad says, “Is that all you can do?” So then I start instantly changing clothes. Then I wake up in my bed in my house. That was a weird dream. I see a ton of new tabs open on my browser. Looks like someone was doing some crazy hacking. Then Conan O’Brien shows up, says it was all a prank that my mom set up. Also she tells me that she had broken into the side door earlier in the week and left a pie on the counter which I remembered eating. Then I woke up for real and had missed a phone call from my dad.

Fake Words of Fake Wisdom

“To confuse your enemy, first confuse yourself.” -Sun Tzu, ‘How to Succeed in War without Really Trying’

Applied Simsology

I recently used my experiences from playing “The Sims” back in the day when moving in to a new house. Here are some thing I learned:

When moving in to your first house, make sure to fill out these rooms first: bedroom (bed), kitchen (stove, refrigerator, smoke alarm), bathroom (toilet, bath/shower).
After that, fill out a living room-type place. You can temporarily put your entertainment things in your kitchen or bedroom if necessary.
First only buy the bare essential furniture and appliances. Decorations can come later if you really care.
Only turn in right angles. Sometimes diagonal is ok.
Leave your garage door open all night the first night you are there because you forgot to close the door from the house.
Be careful when returning to your apartment after carrying a heavy box to your car. Otherwise you might autopilot yourself up a few extra flights of stairs by accident and have to turn around.

At some point I got off-topic and started listing stupid things I did today.

Prank Idea

Create fake community website for a fictional town.
Post fake news stories to website.
After some time, every once in a while post something related to a current headline with some fake information.
Wait for the media to pick up your fake news story.
???
Profit.

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Make the stupid red squiggly lines go away. ctrl-shift-r

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